COP OUT ENTRY: list of thing that are better in covered in other thingsAnt Hills- Dropped Ice Cream Scoops
LaBrea Tar Pits- Modeling Chocolate
Vegetables- Bacon
The Sea- The Sea Salt
Competitive Eating-Weed Smoke
America- Expansion
David Lee Roth- Van Halen
Church- Water Parks
Soulja Boy- Crank Dat
Moby- Anyone Else Who Sings
Tom Robbins Novels- A pristine humor
Scandals- Fart Noises
Set Up Lines- dry fact based articulation
Animal Collective- Avey Tare
karate lessons- blonde teens
vietnam flashbacks- shower scenes
Bluto- Popeye's fist
Waffle House Hash Browns- also smothered
Safety Videos- child stars of the 90s (here's looking at you Taran Noah Smith)
Sugar Coated Cereal - Milk (duh) (double duh) (tri-duh fish, its delicious)
Africa- Athletes
Coldplay Albums- Early U2 albums
Sense- Sensibilty
Cheap Shots- Andy Dick
MTV2- irrelvant
Statutory Rape- Theme Music
List of things that are better off without things
Fred Durst- ball caps
This- more
If you hear your county throw your hands up: I Saw Brown
Most disparaging attractivness between female/male species: the clam (humans a close 2nd)
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