"Gentleman, we are at a standstill in can technology. Let me here your ideas." "A cane that can be wrapped around your neck, like a necklace, a necklace that can be taken off and straightened to walk on like a cane would." "We already tryed that in the 70s, its how slap bracelets were invented." "How about canes that can harness the soul's of young men upon the realization of their manhood and harness that energy to keep a cane sturdy and maybe maybe make it glow- I call it The Brother and I have a prototype here filled with college graduates and new fathers." "That was a plot on CBS's Ghost Givings starring Lowren Borigue" "A cane that gives diabetes?" "Already Made." "A cane that is an Arby's to smurfs" "Change the Arby's to a Hotel with an Arby's in it, and contact Duracel about cross promotion and then get back to me when I'm dead." "A closet that also is a beach that also is a wheel on the Price is Right that is also your childhood memories of swimming in public pools, all complete with matching smells and sexual sensations." "Gentlemen- we are all assholes and this is the best batch of stupid and maligned cane ideas I have ever heard!" "Gaydar is a made up word... we can fake that?" "This is! This is!"
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