May 19, 2009

Rock Plaza Central - ...at the Moment of our Most Needing, or If Only They Could Turn Around, They Would Know They Weren't Alone


When marching up and down the quarry, the best outfit to wear to hide our hair scars would be the mesh tank one piece. Now grow a slight mustache and see if your legs can get any longer. Try stretching them, or threatening them with a torch. Torches tell posters are on sale in the lobbial after mint dinner. Now to properly propel yourself forward during the anti-gravity zone, one must counter balance the atomosphere by being flannel. To achieve this simply think hard and blend together. Your brain may turn into a putty or glue like substitute, but nothing that eating ice cream very quickly won't cure. Now, you only need three toes to participate, but we are asking you to save your extra toes in case of emergency and to donate the excess toe nails in the collection basket. Now the rolling of the eyelid can be tricky, but it is simple enough. Just stretch out the eyelid as far as it can, have a friend or boultan sergeant assist if necessary, and then pull up with the index and middle finger while pushing down with the thumb betwixt them until a wet pop is heard. This must be done until the lid is permenanted by drying and clotting. For the record, dragons do exist but they are more swine than lizard therefore try to slay as many as you can, for that will compensate you for the complimentary breakfasts. So before we jaunt, just a show of hands- how many of you are me?.... twtwtw, one, twwtwwtwttt..... Just the one of me are you. Great, move along.

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