Year 3004 Port A- Syro System Twenty Five Pound Bags Baseball Club Majori League Base and ball.
Yes, its another year for the 25lb Baggers. Last years finish in the 45th runner up to Sceration Section 2 Galaxial Series was disappointing given the talent of this bal club. Right. So lets get to the opening day roster sponsered by Jyro-spewzz One Time Use Pet Collars.
Leadoff hitter, and 5 legged center-fielder- Wyndamer Anstel from the mutant section of Earth in Cabo San Lucas.
Wind Powered 3rd and 4th baseman- Hine Swatter Lefffv - he, er, it is a Curmonit and therefore can't digest, giving him good opposite field pull.
The Physical Formation of Hubris bats third and is the catcher.
Hitting clean up and in left field is President Friday D. Mubbgleofly, now he is President of the East United States, not to be confused with West US President Hanspread Johns, who is dying.
The first Animal to ever play in league history Carew the Bear is playing 1st base tonight.
Hitting 6 is short stop Saur the Impendant, who is sentenced to play this game for life after making Cilantro extinct.
Right Fielder Fielding Richmond, certified Astropolytheistic Science metanuclear Genius two times over. Legend of the game in his 30th season- used to be able to bunt for a home-run.
And for mandatory comic relief we have the ghost of James Carey- comedic actor from a thousand years ago. He's manning 2nd tonight and will be doing scenes from Lemony Snicket's Series of Misfortunate Events.
Ando finall0 hitting 9th and pitching, as always, is setting 4 on pitch on matic.
Those are things I said and now things are going on. Lets have sports on!
Thats you in 6 months and you look great: Life Was a Problem
Impressive Food: Lobster filled with Steak
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