Why don't you all taste like root beer?
Why do you make it easier to shoot fish (which isn't an easy thing at all to begin with)?
Why aren't you used as props in dunk contests more often?
Why do you have to take credit for strong men's chests?
Why do you make such a great coffin for hobbits?
Why do you make for such an awful mask?
Why don't you market yourself as giant's contact cases more often?
Why didn't you invoke an ironic barrel craze in the 80s?
Why do I address you as you as if you were able to alter your image in anyway, its not like barrel makers are doing anything new or drastic with you outside of using plastic in lieu of wood (but we put those more in the 'drum' category)?
Why do you hold such an appropriate amount of laughs? I'd rather get a 'ton of' than a 'barrel full' but still (this one is not a criticism but an encouragement).
Why do I address you as you as if you were able to alter your image in anyway, its not like barrel makers are doing anything new or drastic with you outside of using plastic in lieu of wood (but we put those more in the 'drum' category)?
Why do you hold such an appropriate amount of laughs? I'd rather get a 'ton of' than a 'barrel full' but still (this one is not a criticism but an encouragement).
