So we were making chalkboards last Friday and watching Wife Swap Season Finale when all of a sudden we were watching commercials asking us, US!, to buy products. They used visuals and information to try and persuade us into buying these products and services. Of al the nerve. This isn't even New Orleans, where they need to buy. I mean jazz music by the water? That is just a rip off of Egypt and the Nile. Egyptian music is all about ups and bounces. And Egypt is the tannest place in Africa. We also care about their history more for some reason. History is for sidewalks anyway. Their development into the proud side roads for people and dugs and dogs and Latin American cuisine they are today. The first sidewalks were actually open faced gutter pipes for human waste and surfing rats. And thats why we have reality TV: so that one day we can have important reality TV. Its your matter and our selfishness. Together America and Strategic Relief Plans. This now evermore.
Your View is Broad, but your district is small: Fleshless Esta Mira, Wife of Space
Sometimes I feel Obliged to tell: I wrote this on the toilet.
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