OK. You have the word 'dead'. DEAD - as in not alive, the ceasing of being, no pulse-can't go to the strip club-take this wallet-stretch his foreskin-snap his thumb off, DEAD. Dead, no breath, decaying, bury the body, the restes es peaces, people care-people crying-tragedy-tragic-sad- ya dead. DEAD- horror movie- something to avoid- the last adventure- black clothes- circumstances- fucking stiff- fucking great beyond. DEAD... DEAD. The word: dead.
Then there is the word 'sexy'. SEXY- show some skin, cleave the edge, "blood flows to your penis". SEXXY 2 Xs- the 70s, seductive looks, bending over is dancing, men like boobs, women are insecure, loosen up, the porn industry, your best friend's mom's laundry. Sexy- fifteen year olds use it in glitter font to write on each other's comment picture wall spaces. Sexy- pure unadulterated life, not a care in a world, TLC album, ratings ploy, why people are famous, why clothes are made tighter, why little kids ask where babies come from, why fucking is fucking- SEXY... SEXY. The word: sexy.
The best joke in the world is that these 2 separate words CAN JOIN TOGETHER and make such a throwaway word that means 'really attractive'. DEAD SEXY. You can use that to describe somebody. DEAD SEXY. The term is dead sexy. It should mean an attractive corpse, or when death scenes turn you on (Blade), or it should mean something ultra creepy, but no- it just means SEXY. DEAD means really. DEAD SEXY means really sexy. So this should be completely inappropriate term now means "that is hot"- not "that is hot and rotting". It means "I want to fuck that" not "I want to fuck that its dead". It means "girl you look good on myspace because you're showing the pictures you took in your bathroom with yr tummy sticking out" not "dead girl you are dead and I can rape your corpse cuz you can't fight back". A term people use in everyday life is DEAD SEXY.... Earth is hilarious! Sincerely Hoolooroous. Mother's Shitcopter.
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2 comments:
ahahhahhahha, and yet so true
i don't get it???
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