(Way to try recent re-buzzed band: lame artwork, lame title, snaggle. Then again, awesome artwork, awesome title, snaaaaaa-GULL!)
The way to eliminate awkward situations is to have more naked. Awkward situation: handicap'd people; now if they were naked- you have more of a reason not to want to talk to them (have you seen a dick after someones been sitting for 15 years- talk about seaweed!). Awkward situation: farting. Every time you have to paint with the air brush (burst a butt bubble, shallow end the goose, vacuum out your pocket)- get yourself naked... not only would your clothes smell better, but people would get the cue that you're about to louden the stink and leave the room. Awkward situation: you walk in on your significant other's father naked (he's not handicapped or farting- just a standard naked part of his day). Well get naked in front of dude. It'll make him feel less awkward- or hopefully, even more awkward creating a bond so awkward that everytime you see that dad you'll see him naked (again not handicapped not farters) and he'll see you the same way... that's just funny.
Track replacing the birthday song in Kuala Lumpur: Young Bridge
Hilarious condom: mahogany
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