Sep 4, 2008

Eat Skull - Sick to Death



In a dream network, news music would sound more like this. Or this with vocals from R.Kellen as a dentist. I like beaches (beaxxxhes) but I don't appreciate the lax attiude other beach purveyors steam off. I mean its a beach, not a Denny's. I mean its a beach, not Mt. Everest Orgy-fest. Metaphor thru metafive--- if Adam Sandlish and Wink Ferrell were in the same movie both playing Bob Dyland as Jack Blahk fighting space starfish to save a Jentrified Love Hewitt Sexy President- all in a Grease type style. There. Thats this album as explained to the aged unhip (less than 19 more than 31). This is also music. HEY! When Sarah, the blond precosi on the hit Saturday CBS Morning show 'Horseland', was filmed by 2/7 of the entire Horseland roster in their audition of Horse Channel junior reporter, she was afraid it made her horse whispering a novelty... or she was too modest... or she sticks bingo chips in her horse, her horse Scarlett, 's butt. Eat Skull is the Sarah in that I know both of them. (Horseland CBS Saturday Mornings- part of CBS's KEWLopolis- check your local listings). Stand up to your medical instititions, health is a myth, being sick looks cooler and makes you poop more! Man is an island, and pooping is the one palm tree that signifies it is an actual island!

Track I wet whistled 'Sitting on the Dock on the Bay' to the wettest: I Licked the Spider

Jessica Sumpson Celebrity Endorsement: she's casual and is in a photoshoot 

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