Sep 15, 2008

The Donkeys - Living on the Other Side


Most writer's don't write for sentences. I mean they don't write for each single sentence as a viable resource of Heismaverickmanbulgeism. Only me and Michael Ian Black (check it- 'My Custom Van'- should I review books? no? ok.) Anyway sentences made the movie Home Alone, and they're making this post starting after this next word now. Commercial Free should apply more to commercial fucking. The woods is just a halloween word for forest, its like calling a white people tourists. I hope there's some pervert committed enough to buy a child prostitute and pay the hourly rate until her breasts develop so he can watch her breasts grow. The guy who thought to put sunglasses on the sun for description areas on weather maps has inspired a lot ofpeople to smoke. Symptoms are just code for having too much time and money and space. I think getting pregnant is like running through tires- its easier if you keep your knees high (winner!). Hangnails are equal to that one women in most work out videos who ties her sweatshirt around her waist. Garbage makes the best trash. Skirts make the best loins to piss in. You can't become pregnant. You need a family. I'm going to crack your Pussy Shell. Domino's pizza is the best pizza to poop. Limousine derbys are funnier for the environment. The skinnier the leg the closer to bone. People tailgate.

Child Actor instructional preparation track: Dolphin Center

Literal logo: Best Buy's  a yellow tag, a mickey fickey yellow tag

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