Sep 2, 2008

Chairlift - Does You Inspire You




Imagine 16 alligators wrapping VHS copies of Home Alone in Doritos. All the Doritos would break (save for two - three) on the stubby un-thumbed hands of those 14 alligassers and all the Doritoes would break because they do not make wrapp (save for zero to half). If you imagined this correctly, which I assume you didn't, you are the reason why they made cheerios healthier or why Jamie Lee Curtis doesn't have long hair. When you're ready to have kids, you're ready to have fat kids. Charlift does music like- ooo ahh, ooo ooo ahh (ooo ahh, ooo ooo ahh) and are great for the following last names that can double as first names: Scott, Gerard, Lee, Hooker, Barn, and Carey. With a subtle whim of classical pain free and an air of sounded cage alarms on a low mellow setting,  Does You Inspire You is better than the following Tyler Perry movies: TP's When I Get Moving, TP's Real Cream, TP's Archie Comics, TP's Hats Have Earholes so Bunnies Can Wear Them, TP's When Lighthearted Matters Look Seriouser in Black Face (Nuts to you, Sinatra), and Tyler Perry's.

track I pooped to: Earwig Town

Rating: lacking the faucets, towel rack, ceiling, and half a toilet- so 4/7 of a bathroom


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