Jun 16, 2010

Review: Sticking one's penis in a Jalousie Window


Was it the glass? You can close your penis on anything, but why a jalousie window? Closing it too tightly could cause permanent damage. Depending what part of the penis you stuck in. The tip- that's just pure pain, a lot of sensitivity on ye old tip. The balls- that would be fine at first, but they are the mostly likely part of the penis to get stuck. That's a fool's game. The whole thing- well you are in it to win it. Start at the bottom slit, and work your way up. See if you can in any way make a 360 degree rotation. Get a ring around it.

Did you just want to see our penis smashed, or more accurately- smushed? That's dumb- you could've just put it in a shot glass (penis too big? McDonald's Commerative batman forever commerative glasses). Or put a camera inside your dad's mouth. That was to imply your dad sucks your dick.

Listen- we all want to stick our penis in things. It's called 'living to tell about it' and it really only impresses who also have stuck their dicks in things. So to everyone with a dick (mostly guys, certain 'girls'),- it's pronounced- jah-LOO-z.

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