Stomach cramps make you realize how soft your stomach is. Even if you work out. Even if you work out odd. Even if you work in. Not to mention the pain associated with stomach cramps. More like stomach clamps, huh? For a mental picture- your stomach is a pumpkin hollowed out to such an extreme degree the walls are as thick as 3 nickels taped together. Now fill that pumpkin with fresh sea water, and find the angriest clam you can. (Angry clams are a delicacy amongst people who can detect emotional state within their food (have you tried grateful cow?) so you'd have to go to the angriest sea to find such clams. Brought to you by The Adriatic Sea Tourism Bureau.) So you have these angry clams in the pumpkin and the pumpkin is your stomach. Eventually these clams will get perturbed by their confinement they will swish and swarsh their hard shell bodies with pointier tips into the pumpkin lining. All that description was so I can say Stomach Clams. Can I make any more jokes? Oh- in indonesia when they get stomach cramps, they make you wrestle other stomach cramped people, while both your hands are tied together above your head- the winner of the fight is the Stomach Champs. So that's clamps, clams, and champs. 3 wordplay is usually enough. Don't wanna over do the word play.
DING DONG.... oh that's my blog's doorbell, let me answer that.
"Congratulations Mr Shively! You have made it through a blog entry about Stomach Cramps and did not make a poop joke once!"
Really! Thanks, I mean I couldn't of done it without a little help from my friends.
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