Shoulder Pads, you have made football players look bigger while keeping them safe. I haven't heard of a shoulder injury in Football since before biting and wearing fangs was legal. Now its all tendon injuries. (Please note that I don't follow Football injuries at all). But dear Shoulder Pads, it is time to expand your horizon. What else can you be used for? There were shoulder pads on women's dresses, but that was likely so their child would have a nearby pillow while they slept in church. It also gave the illusion that women do have shoulders, and likely accentuated the neckline creating a dynamic profile. With or without hats. What's that? You are used for LaCrosse too? Oh, well, let me start caring about that before we worry there. There is a huge demographic of toddlers who can learn balance while being able to fall down stairs at your disposal, shoulder pads. Elderly people can finally have knives thrown at them in somewhat more ease. Or stick with the fashion thing, because you're only young at least one more time. Mini shoulder pads to wear as ankle bracelets, or giant shoulder pads as art installation/recognizable meeting place for friends/homeless man urinal. I don't see your potential at all, shoulder pads, but I agree that there might could sure why not be some.
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