interior. innocuous backstage 'area', low lighting with a place to rest one foot while standing. Enter 'B+ Network Celebrity' addressing the camera. They enter and place foot in rest spot while standing.
Celebrity
"You have lunch, and a plan in your head already. You thought about it for days now, and waited for sloppy joe day. You even told a select few of your friends to of your plan. Your plan to start a food fight in the cafeteria. Well, that's an intention of malice, and that is not what food fighting is for. Food Fights have to happen naturally, organically- with no precursory thought. Out of anger or jealousy and being surrounded by food come food fights. These emotions, coupled with poor aim of throwing food at a target while hitting an innocent person, and then someone else standing up and yelling "FOOD FIGHT" is what makes a food fight a food fight. You can't pre-destine destiny. So please, don't plan ahead for food fights"
cut to. black screen, star goes across screen and lights up at a certain point. The light shine envelopes the screen for a second and then reveals 'The More You Know" (with corporate sponsorship in the legally smallest font in the bottom right hand corner).
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