O you need directions? Cool. Take two lefts too many to Willankervoolt Blvd. Go into the Muslim Bakery, ask to use their back door, after they pull their pants down, ask them to take you to the actual back door, and once they take you to that door, explain to them what a door is but without using offensive words like 'our' 'God' and 'open'..... this is all code to let you know you don't know that you're white... they'll take you to the Krispy Kreme in their basement. That Krispy Kreme has an elvevator that is about 56 feet above where you're going... so yea, just vote Obama 11 times and you should be fine. Also there's a chuck wagon that takes you right there, but it doesn't exist.
Bliggity Bliggity Black Black Bliggity Bliggity Bloo (onomatopoeia for robot poo): Waiting on the Line
Vest Size that needs to be explored: third shouldered
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He's back!
I didn't say this to the last post, because i liked this one bet her.
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