Animals I'd like to have genetically altered together in order to make old people think their is the rapture and and or say 'now I've seen it all', and then kill themselves with their own shoe:
a porcupine and a panda, an eagle and a griffin (essentially a griffin with wings coming out his eyes), a giraffe and who wants to be a millionaire?, squirrels and fawns and baby bats (too cute), a taffy-lope and kwippi-zool, manzelles and boyotes (hebras suck), shark butts on pony faces, Michael Keaton and the cancer virus (not Michael Keaton having cancer, but becoming cancer)(cancer is not a virus), anything animal that loves honey with algae, boars with jokerman font, gummi bears with whale pussy, sea lions and venus fly traps, Sears and Ceasar Salads, A tiger with two tigers, chinchilla's with flamingo legs, Robert Townsed and a polar bear, Judy Dench and Helen Mirren and Mermaids and Baseball and Zebras with X-Ray Spex (basically a taller Vivian Girls covering Jandek songs with actually hooks), and finally- fucks with ducks.
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