The Peekie Mountains: -safe haven for abandoning newborns (up to 96 months)
-hidden grave sites!
-24/7 viewings of the MAN SHOW
-kill a killer animal before it kills your family (just like movie!)!
-Everyone looks like Edward James Almos
-Everyone smells like almost like John Edwards
-Everyone sees Jammin' Eddie jamming jam on his johnson
-Rainbow free since 2008
-all you can eat charcoal
-all you can charcoal grills
-all grills don't use charcoal
-nightly performances of favorite children's stories (this month: Corduray the bear) turned into pornos
-the mountain turns into giant polo shirt every night at midnight
-make your own library
-slits
-we're better wetter, so bring your natural lubricaid
Bring your may hens!
Instructions to breath underwater: Basket Ball Get Your Groove Back
Horrible Advice: It's not easy being green
1 comment:
Put er down?
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