Oct 3, 2008

VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES!



Remember that movie in the eighties where the new kid comes to town wanting to be vice president, and all the cool kids are like 'that person's differences are their weaknesses' and the leader of the cool kids is very condescending and doesn't give a feep about peen. Then things come to a uninexplicable moment defining, stand off between the new-kie and joe cool that defines everything all at once. And joe cool thinks he's ganna win and remains condescending and kind of a dude on ice about the whole thing, and the new-some knows she's the underdog but still is confident in her abilities. In the movie, the new poop would say something obviously rallying exposing the asshole for being an asshole, and they would win and there would be an opposite sex interest, who helped all along, develop into love by kissing at that moment of victorant. But this is real life, and no one fucking cares and already have their minds made up and won't remember anything about what happened in 2 months. Load the cannon, shoot the cannon, react unreasonably to the damage.


Tippy Canoe and Tyler too: I dunno, your butt

Another thing: I'm going to make fun of you for seeing 'Nick and Norah's Infinate Playlist'

2 comments:

Unknown said...

i'm gonna make fun of me too, but i'll see it anyway

James said...

Dumb Reviews: monitoring current events

That journalism degree is paying off