Oct 14, 2008

Hair Police - Certainty of Swarms


(its called a vacation, they take them in CSI). Here's a list of wig styles I'm patenting: The Prattle Cod, Le definition du Cock stuffy, Surgery Hive, The Columbus, Helix, Swerve a Dervish, Goose Goose,  The Dead Greg Brady, Lickety Spic, The Black President, Dino-curls, Analyzer, Anal Pliers, Butt Wiper, Duck Pond Cum Nest, Nuclear Douche, Publish My Nudes, The Texas Rape Whistle, Honey Plug, The Career of Nick Cannon, Queen Latifah's Bent Left Boob, The Itchy Crack'ole, The Cancer Enthusiast, The Teenage Donkey Condom, Shit from Applebee's, Insane from Syphallus, The Cocaine Problem, The Cacaine Prablem, The Double Abortion, What?, Dude Scars, Solitaire, Brian Wilson's Shrink, Awful Wig, You're Daughter is Missing, You're still alive?, The Celebrity Fit Club Suicide Pact, He's Gay, Fat Baby, and Fat Baby Butt Cheek.


I was at a pet rave and several dogs died humping to this song: Freezing Alone

Hungry?: Eat out of Frustration!

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