Oct 1, 2008

Death Sentence: Panda! - Insects Awaken


I recently asked a contingency of future jazz repairmen about the economy effectacopia, ya know just your regular dude fucks on the street. Here's what they had to spay:

"I went bald so I save solaatta change this way. I eat nothing but viagra, and I don't clean my children. Now- I actually love being poor. Thanks decision makers!"

"This is the best time to be poor, people asking me for advice about being poor and that human contact makes me want to kill again. I'm back baby! Thanks decision makers!"

"Well I'm black so I never watch NASCAR, I have however started driving naked and claim that I'm an alien from planet planet planet planet. The economy has not affected me in anyway, except that I now have dual citizenship with China."

"Crossing the street has become less challenging. I depend on getting hit by a car for my income. Now- I have to pay myself to suck my own dick."

"I sold all my walls. My house is now wall-less. I see my daughter's boobs daily, and I am quite proud of her. We've really connected because her boobs are rockin'. Thanks decision makers!"

Well, as you can see folks, a lot of people know how to talk. Let us be thankful that we can read and that I can hear. Let's use these things we do to make our own neckless shirts. Let's make our own holes. OUR OWN HOLES!


Geraldine Ferraro in the lime light again rebellion track: Exit Villager

Men who look like Hilary Clinton: Terry Gilliam, Curly from the Three Stooges, Richard Simmons, Mike Myers, A male pen

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