Review: Purple

Right on, purple, now we're getting fun-kaaay. Although purple is one of my favorite words to misspell and my 6th favorite color associated with Jimi Hendrix, the real appeal to the color purple lies in its absence from the rainbow. Purple is undoubtedly more popular than monsieur violet and monsieuse indigo, but Roy G. Bp isn't married (has no ring to it). Now this does make it less of a color, and less of a color means this is a bad color, but still- one can't help but wonder what the Lakers would look like without it. That is about the only sporting franchise who depends on purple- not the Kings, nor the other Kings, or the Hornets, and the Rockies still need another 40 years to be considered important. The Vikings maybe, but what have they done in the short-term long run? Enough sports distraction- let's stick to the cause: the cause of Purple. Now purple has provided a tom boyish, eastern philosophical pragmatism to the little school girls who say this is their favorite color over pink. We accept these girls for who they are and thusly teach them to work with their hands. Purple also helped distinguish royalty to idiots who couldn't recognize royalty back when their was only royalty and poor people. Purple also was the honorary color for Jehovah's Witnesses when the Nazi's had the whole wiping everyone out phase. It was also the color of Klingon blood. Let's look at those last two sentences to see why purple is a pretty "lame" "color". Now the Nazi's aren't known for their fashion, so they probably used all the good colors- yellow, aqua, etc. on the good religion. Once they got to purple, they laughed, kissed each other, and said "let's use that pissy color on those wimps that we don't mean that much to us so we don't have to look at it that much." Then they'd say something like "It sure is fun being a nazi, I have a lot of time to reflect and feel peace with nature". Then they would press flowers between their butt cheeks after shitting on someone with not blonde enough hair. They thought they had it all, but they didn't even know how to use purple. I also mentioned Klingon blood being purple. I imagine they just wanted to be different, and they just added a blue dye (blue being likely the cheapest) to their already red blood. And ooo look at Star Trek. So in conclusion and not really reading what I wrote, purple is a crappy color. To some people. To others, they might like it. To even more others, they also have an opinion about it. It's a color, it's a review of a color.