Mar 25, 2010

Review: Hampers

Hampers do us the service of holding piles. If you are rich, you probably have a nice hamper and don't even realize how nice it is. Hampers don't have to be nice, they simply just have to not let clothes fall out. Most garbage bags are capable of this. Hampers however offer more professionalism than garbage bags. They give a sense of home and safety. Why? Because you have a hamper, not a garbage bag. A concrete piece of quasi-furniture that has a function of socializing the clothes that smell like you. Sure there is an 'against the world' attitude when someone doesn't own a hamper, throwing caution to the wind by throwing clothes in a corner. But for the Hamper People of the world, we know we are secure, we have hampers. When we can't find an article of clothing, we know that there is probably a hamper working its magic on it, keeping it cloistered for its next destination. I wrote about hampers.

1 comment:

James said...

the word 'hamper' is endangered