So this comedian was making a statement/joke about comparing Mary Poppins to Super Ninney one one (Nanny Shows- Nanny Shows), and I forgot most of it... there was an Xbox joke... but I know you really wanted to hear those jokes about a popular magic nanny from your childhood compared to reality TV (as that is the definition of Comedic).... so- here is my take on: If Mary Poppins was on the reality TV show Super Nanny (or Nanny 911): "OK- well if Mary Poppins- the magic nanny with a killer rack- were on one of those TV shows about nannys- you know nanny 911, or super nanny, if she was on there- it'd go something like this "HOLY FUCK SHE IS A GODDAMNED WITCH" then they'd try to kill her, but then the kids would be like "no she gave us these cool Vans slip ons!" and then mary poppins, who is fiiiine, would be like watch this, and they'd be like "o she is a super nanny (commercial break) or she is a 911 nanny (commercial break), then they'd witness to her and mary poppins would insist on being intolerate to their beliefs then they'd edit that out and then a song and then aren't christians dumb and then english accent, dick van dyke, kids are brats, parents can't control their babies, daddy's, that part where she takes a lampp out of her bag, and more standup comedy comparing something famous of something to something that is around today.... right cuz its."
Thats your tie collection: Saturn Returns
This went, but not over, through your head: Life expectancy at 122
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