Furtherings on the "Lion Vampires are the cause of AIDS in Africa"
Lions, non-zoo, are African. Helllooo? You wouldn't be able to tell if a lion was a vampire. Helllooo? 1- you don't look at lion's close enough. 2- the lion part cancels out the sun. Helllooo? (I just realized it was pretty racist not to make everyone in The Lion King have Helllooo? African accents not Matthew Broderick-ccents.) I'm losing you- Helllooo? OK- Lions have fangs. Fangs bite. Bite means blood. Blood has to deal with AIDS. Vampire Lions don't steralize their teeth. So they are spreading AIDS. Helllooo? But why don't the AIDS victims turn into vampires? AIDS trumps vampire-ism- Helllooo? AIDS trumps a lot of monsterial disease. AIDS is a number one killer of deadly monster virus, and of dead people. Helllooo? So- AIDS lot of people, Vampires- strictly lions these days. Lions who can store both AIDS and the Vampire virus. Vampire qualcitude. Vampire gene. Vampour Vest. Camping Tote. Helllooo? Aaaaaaaand time. Written in 2 minutes, 47 seconds at the end of this sentence. QUICK and EASY and NOT AS THOUGHT OUT.
2xtreme to dream steam: His Belly Burst
best sentence heard over the weekend: "what does you bike seat smell like in the summer after a long, hard ride?"
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