Timber Timbre - Medicinals

SO- In conclusion (Conclusion, Mississippi)- here are some "New" Year's "Resolutions" I have. (Guess which one is real!!)

-anytime I have a glass and there are more than 5 people in the room, make a toast to good hair health
-do everything I possibly can to be exactly like 'Harris' from Freaks and Geeks
-actually put a windshield in my car
-instead of saying "me too", point to myself then show 2 fingers
-forget all the words to "Forever Young"
-make a website dedicated to deciding what is better to fill a balloon with: chili sauce or chili powder
-sell all of those 3-in-1 coathanger/lice detectors/fake diploma makers that I made
-finish that Ocean I started
-hold me like the river Jordan

-convince myself that my all time favorite song is the montage song from Wet Hot American Summer (show me the fever/into the fire/taking it higher and higher---- beauty boner)

-make an action that can be described as 'shelling' someone

-make more fake maps

-untame something (lion? norse hen?)

-get the Playschool brand to accept all those harnesses I designed

-less deciding if I want to sit or stand, cuz those conversations just drag on and on and really about an insignificant thing on sitting or standing I mean I'm a young fertile turtle with a million shampoos left, I can't jib about standing vs sitting when in my heart, my pure crystalized unhinged heart, I know I want to sit

-get you to read my blog more

That accurately describes temperature change: Like A Mountain

is listing lazy writing: no its lazy (lady) reading (reazing)