Inaugural Speech Drinking Game
take a drink if:
Barack sneezes
they mention the bible size
they begin a sentence with "Well..."
The kids look uncomfortable
The crowd chants interuppting someone speaking
You see someone in the crowd crying
Anyone sit downs
you have similar pants to Barack
Take 2 drinks:
it starts snowing at a beautiful moment
the broadcaster talks about how the stage looks
nip slip
you see a black celebrity (5 drink if they're been dead)
anytime someone says George W Bush's name
anytime someone says Grimace from McDonald's name
if you find yourself clapping
anytime their is use of 'allusion'
you aren't at work
if you have ever blamed your parents for anything
finish the bottle:
assassination attempt
what? I said attempt.
a song that has a name: Love Your Enemy (Kill Your Friend)
future car: mini tanks
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