People Do This: Records 2008: I Sold Your StepMom's Brazz

AND WHATEVER DUDE. It is fun to do it. To make known your opinion to some other than you thats either older than you or younger within a degree of 2 seconds. And since 2009 is but a whisper of wisdom- I have decided to guide you to many a stretchmark made thru music made thru the jungle rape by our economic drive:

The Records I liked More and Less than Why?'s Alopecia

I liked Why?s Alopecia. It was great. It was clever and smart and penis imagery, dead dads' alive ghosts, "the artist coming into his own", and not shutting up. But I really liked records more than it. Seventeen to be precise. And I liked records not much as it (weird riiight?). For the sake name of balance 17 records I liked not as much. So I used Alopecia more as a barometer of being good, not as means to say anything at all, but nothing whatsoever. Why didn't I just say top 35? Oh, ok. "So thanks for escaping, here is your family back, and I'm keeping this Vera Farmiga mask, but I want you to use numbers?!?" Suck My Documents folder:

35. Racoo-oo-oon - Racoo-oo-oon
34. Baby Dee - Safe Inside the Day
33. Lucky Dragons - Dream Island Laughing Language
32. Pumice - Quo
31. Lau Nau - Nukkuu

30. Mount Eerie Julie Doiron Fred Squire - Lost Wisdom
29. Micah P Hinson - and The Red Empire Orchestra

28. Pattern is Movement - All Together

27. Borko - Celebrating Life

26. Eat Skull - Sick to Death

25. Cains and Abels - Call Me Up

24.Rings - Black Habit

23. Porn on Vinyl - I Spent the Night Thinking with Short Periods of Sleep Interrupted by Visions

22. Erykah Badu - New Amerykah, Pt. 1: Fourth Wolrd War

21. White Hinterland - Phylactery Factory

20. No Kids - Come Into My House

19. Mount Eerie - Black Wooden Ceiling Opening EP

Then would be 18. Why? - Alopecia

17. Max Tundra - Parallax Error Beheads You
- this was like Christmas in early December! (catholic christmas, not lutheran xmas or baptisistant maxmas). No- Max Tundra makes great records with a breivity and fore front that I liked better than Why?s Alopecia.

16. Cadence Weapon - After Party Babes

-I did *this* to this record more than most records. You didn't see me do *this*? I'm doing it to you now. Doing it to you now to your face. Doing it in the face. Doing it in the face more than Why?s Alopecia.

15. Tickley Feather - Tickley Feather

-Its not like I just realized that I have to write fifteen (13+2) more of these, its that you don't care. I played this record at a party. A perty I threw for myself as a dragon. At this porty I breathed fire and sneezed steam. I stood up and cheered at the end, if only for this record totally was as great in accordance with how stoned I was. I mean wasn't. I mean more than Why?s Alopecia.

14. Chairlift - Does You Inspire You

-maybe I might remember my failures more to this record more than any other, but I'm still young, I have a great sense of how to pop balloons, those rape victims will never talk, and I'm not short. But there are too many good songs to hate anything about this album. Its like 'ampire 'eekend for people who suck their own dick. Suck more than Why?s Alopecia.

13. Extra Life - Secular Works
-I lived on Earth most of this year, and most other years. I've grown accustommed to this place, especially during high ratings sporting events. I've noticed the technique used on this planet called a 'montage'. I would like to see Secular Works used as a montage for the following: a house skydiving, baby's making out, cleaning bloody bone particles off a playground, a fat man struggling to get out of a pile of ashes, "blind man eating spaghetti", most sack races, and to Brewster's Millions... forever Pryor more than Why?s Alopecia.

12. Bodies of Water - A Certain Feeling

-I started digging about 12 hours ago, I now realize that I should have been digging down instead of across. I've gone about 1900 feet and have ruined 4 ant hills. I'm only sweating from my chin and I believe my urine is now considered 'irrigated'. What+ever. My accomplishment have proud me made and made the pride. I feel this way when listening to A Certain Feeling. Feel more than Why?s Alopecia.

11. Cryptacize- Dig That Treasure
-in 70 years this might be my fav'rite record ever. It keeps getting better and better with each listen. It basically plays like Nedelle fronting Deerhoof, because it is Nedelle fronting a band featuring a member from Deerhoof- which is really lazy of me saying. Like I'm usually more creative than that (fuck you) and have an escapitude of lastminded wind folly. Astrid Ice Caps and more than Why?s Alopecia.

So TOP TEN- pretty heavy ground? Ground is always heavy. Well ok. To convey how much I truly loved these records- I will put a picture of a mannequin wig and a quote from Step Brothers.

10. French Quarter - French Quarter

"Did you touch my drumset?"

"Nope."
"Why are you so sweaty?"
"I was watching cops. "

9. {{{sunset}}} - The Glowing City

"Barbara Walters, Oprah, your wife. You gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry one, go! "

8. Beach House - Devotion

"I wish I could put you into a ball and shove you into my vagina. And whenever I feel a scratch of tickle, I'll just know its your hair."

7. Ponytail - Ice Cream Spiritual

"When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Bobby you are 17, it’s time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but he didn't really say that he said that 'Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job'. "

6. High Places - High Places

"Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes 'Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf' and grabs me by the weiner."

5. Envelopes - Here Comes the Wind

"Hey Derek? You know what I hear is good for shoulder pain?... You lick my butt hole."

4. Fight Bite - Emerald Eyes

"I manage a baseball team."
"Oh, little league?"
"Fantasy league."

3. Flying - Faces of the Night

"I'm not going to call him dad....not even if theres a fire...and if he gets in my face I'll drop that mother fucker."

2. Grouper - Dragging a Dead Deer Up a Hill

"Dane Cook. Pay Per View. Twenty Minutes."

1. Bearsuit - OH:IO

"Fuckin' Catalina Wine Mixer"