What if Pinocchio was a duck? Obviously still wooden. Obviously. Like obviously. DUH. A duh. Duh. ObviouslytheduckiswoodenI'mtalkingaboutpinocchioduh. But- un-duh: what would grow? Or what is the nose of a duck? Would the whole beak grow? Nah. Just the top beak creating a huge dichotomy of top and bottom beak making it near impossible/hilarious/gentle/bowler's delight/poopsy for a duck to eat? Per chance. Would just his nostrils grow eventually becoming two huge holes that he can hide in the holes and store flat-screen TVs in there? More likely because that is an even funnier mental image. Or do ducks actually have a nose that I don't know about? Other Duckocchio questions: would he eat the cricket? Would he want to be a real duck or a real boy? Is Hermione cheating at Yahtzee? Do suburbs have better yachts? Charming principles? "Neck"? Have we been cloistered recently? An italian duck would taste saltier, not as crispy, and wouldn;t tell you where all that money is coming from.
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Possibly? http://www.bunrab.com/dailyfeed/dailyfeed_images_dec-05/daily_dec03_2005_nose.jpg
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