Lose weight now! Buy bigger pants. Take pictures of you and your friends jumping up with arms out in front of a mountain. Buy the same type of juice everyday, making sure to hold it prevalent for those passing by to see. Always smile in your work out clothes. Walk on sidewalks having a conversation. Have a white backdrop to talk to central figures at. Find pictures of yourself with longer hair and not smiling, and put them next to pictures of yourself smiling with a cleaner haircut. Read a magazine with a non famous person on the cover. Make sure your kitchen has windows. Have multicolored dishes. Know what seeds taste like. Sleep around. Look good. Be good at your job. Be good at everything you do.
Its relative: By Twos
Cool Whip: cuz Jesus was too hot
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