Its day 2 of the Calderton Colby Mustard. This year's activity actually is is very very beneficial to the townsfold and to the enviroments and the town's folk. Also a wolf and for the Showtime family of networks. This year they are disassembling the town Windmill and coating it in a lacquer so that when teenagers climb to the top of it and pee, the windmill won't smell. Its Calderton tradition for young males, after their first kill, to climb the windmill in glory and then defecate it in awe. Nowdays, teens just piss out when they need a place to piss after sucking each other's dicks. Note: girls take shits on the steps of the old town hall which is now a optometrist, which they have a handicap ramp anyway so no one cares. I mean its girls pooping, its a tourist trap.
down pep: Even the Good Wood Gone
General Off Switch: a punch to the heart
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