Jul 6, 2009

Florence and The Machine - Lungs


The what I believe to be true story of the 2 virgins on their wedding night: the conservative bride who doesn't believe she is settling and the overweight, over zealous deaf groom experiencing the opposite sex for the first time PART 1-  Though nervous Jill Anne seemed to care of his feelings since being raised Christian- she thought the man's needs were far superior to hers and believed this was her pre determined destiny. She was also curious to know what a penis was, seeing that the closest she has ever come to a naked man was her imagination of Jesus on the cross. But deep down inside her, she was so scared, which made her pussy nerves even more sensitive. What she was afraid of was not the crippling guilt of sex for the first time nor the crippling pain of sex for the first time- but the fact that she had no idea what she was doing. Tyson on the other hand had masturbated twice a week since age 12 deluding himself to think he was a sex machine. He also once watched a porno with headphones on so he can her the vibrations of the screaming. Though he was raised conservative Christian- this only meant that he was super super horny.

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I always forget: how ugly Martha Stewart is

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