Jul 15, 2009

Skygreen Leopards - Gorgeous Johnny


The what I believe to be true story of the 2 virgins on their wedding night: the conservative bride who doesn't believe she is settling and the overweight, over zealous deaf groom experiencing the opposite sex for the first time PART 6- Jill Anne thru the tears. signs to her husband "Tyson, I threw up as soon as it touched me". At that Tyson came. He watched it slide down Jill Anne's leg. Jill Anne was still crying, and when she noticed the semen on her ankle, she stood up to yell, but a queef went out. Jill Anne became disgusted with her body. She looked at Tyson's hairy belly, his penis looking like her big toe when it got stuck by the bee- swollen and red with sweat. Why is she human, why is she supposed to have sex? She was crushed by his weight and violated by his member... is this how sex is supposed to be? Jill Anne started to cry again, but heard another fart sound. Did she queef again? No- it was Tyson, and he wasn't aware how loud it was. They were both naked and afraid in a room that smelled like farts. Jill Anne took this all in. This is love. She convinced herself. It was less than 40 seconds, she could handle that she said. She threw up one more time. Tyson lay asleep. She queefed in his face. Jill Anne noticed a little blood squirt out. She thought it was better this way.

I'm done now: Inland Towns

I swear I'll: Grow it out

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