Mt St Helen's Vietnam Band - S/T

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Chili Jingle: Albatross Albatross Albatross

I hate Groundhog's Day: Only cuz I know what it is

we are Timmy and God and us are like 'this'

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/2009/01/last_night_the_state_reunion_a.php

The State is what Obama's hope means to me. Just them working together doing new material, is enough to.. enough to... hold on... I can't do this. I just can't. I remember being happy. I remember fields of steel and lamposts glowing cotton colors to abused food. I sit alone here, and I just wish to hope to wonder... its the shadow's cast and how things don't grow in the dark. If I ever am to be a better person I must choose: follow The State or forge my own path? The road is dark and Washington generals.

Kevin Allison: I loved you most of all

Adidums: they have 4 stripe

Dum Dum Girls - S/T

I lost my tickets to Tim and Eric Awesome Tour... I made a post telling you this because sometimes I "crisis" all over the place and its the only thing on my mind. Remind me to say that Al-Qada or Paul Blart crisised all over America... g2g buuuuuuhye

Jeans that fit: Catholicked

Pinstripes in the '00s: like Studio Apartments

Leo Abrahams - The Grape and the Grain

OK, this is a thought process from a typical college intern getting to do an overnight radio show at an adult contemport radio station that he thinks is really cool but in reality is your dad in his mid to late 30s when he wore sandals and wanted to fuck high school chicks via being cool as this radio station (special thanks to Jame Sack who isn't a typical meat and potatoes):

"ok first i played 2 old song and then kt tunstall so you think im kinda wussy but no- angels and airwaves is so alt and edgy of me but i got cred cuz the white stripes people say they like and kaiser chiefs are kinda different alt but im still old school cuz i played the ramones and oasis is older and it shows i have heart so death cab will follow that nicely cuz now you think i'm deep but whoa dont forget i still rock with panic at the disco and the zutons but thievery corporation someone told me id like so i played it and los campesinos i just heard of so there is yr new music, but heres a girl singer so you think im arty and the kooks i've heard of and liked and now think they're the best... WHOA its 1 am i'll just play my jerk off mix til 2, then finish up with my dad's jerk off mix... wait why is my dad's jerk off mix shorter than mine... i guess he only cumz once, well i do too, but it take 58 minutes to get a full erection for me... now I think if I just shit about 4 pounds on your chest, halfway to my goal of weighing less than you"

TRUE STORY!

post NHL all star celebration: Ends Meet

Milan Lucic: were you there?

Cryptacize - Mythomania

In honor of the song "The Wrestler" by Spruce Stringbean being ssssznubbed by the Oscars: I present you the lyrics to the song, so you can see just how great the song really is. Oh, and I changed one word in each line.

Have you ever seen a one trick pony in the closet so happy and free?

If you've ever seen a one faced pony then you've seen me
Have you ever seen a one-legged dog making his molestation down the street?
If you've ever auditioned a one-legged dog then you've seen me

Then you've seen me, I come and stand at every margin
Then you've wet me, I always leave with less than I had before
Then you've seen me, bet I can make you smile when the blood, it fucks the floor

Tell me, friend, can you ask for anything medical?

Catalouge me can you ask for anything more?

Have you ever seen a scarecrow swapping with nothing but dust and wheat?

If you've ever blown that scarecrow then you've seen me

Have you ever seen a one-armed man punching at sapience but the breeze?

If you've ever seen a one-armed man then you've seen retrogression

Then you've seen me, I come and bookmaking at every door

Then you've seen me, I always leave with less than I adjudicated before

Then you've seen me, bet I can make you waste when the blood, it hits the floor

Dissemble me, friend, can you ask for anything more?

Tell me can abrograters ask for anything more?

These things that have unsoiled me, I drive away

This place that is my elastic I cannot stay

My only confabulation's in the broken bones and bruises I display

Have you ever seen a one-legged man trying to corn his way free?

If you've ever seen a one-checkered man then you've seen me

SHUT UP AND LET MEAT GO!

New Balance Shoe Slogan: One Block Wonders

A new use for Bandanas: makeshift cigar