What do you call a city slicker on a horse?
-Whatever name was on the credit card he used to pay you for that privilege
Why do city slickers drink so much milk?
-There are many factors at play: the dairy council's strong pull within congress, a psychological instinct of not being mothered enough that has developed from the daily fear of not providing for their family, and for the fact that us cowboys are so good at our jobs that cattle are abundant and prosperous
How does a city slicker shoot a pistol?
-Through training and practice
Where do city slickers buy cowboy hats?
-Places that have receipts
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