What Gay Marriage Brings To the Table

Just like immigrants, we welcome Gay marriage to New York. Now that the state has legalized Gay Marriage, the Gay community has a lot to look forward to as homosexuality becomes more accepted as normal.

-Gay Divorce: Divorce rates are sky the high. Gay people aren't immune to that fact. They also face real problems and disagreements. Do I expect the gay divorce rate to be any greater than the current one? Well, I don't care. Everyone do what you want to do.

-Gay Gold-Diggers: There are old, rich, and gay people. Old, rich, and gay are fairly common traits to be found, so there is a huge overlap between those vague descriptions. Plus, there are just assholes in the world. I am not saying gay people are assholes, I am saying that gay people are people. And a lot of people are assholes. They'll be gay gold diggers, and they'll probably think of a new term for that. Even though they don't have to. Gold Dickers?

-Gay Estranged Spouses: It could be good for their marriage. Shit happens.

-Less pride parades: Everyone gets it- you're allowed to be gay. It's cool that you're proud of it. But parades are annoying. Married people don't worry about parades, they worry about living life. I'm just saying that being gay is normal and no big deal (and I'm sorry if it is a big deal to you, but it's just who you are). Celebrate if you want to, but it's not an alternative lifestyle. It's just life.

- Gay Complacency: that's nothing new to anyone. They'll just be more movies about it with gay couples. Which is great. Goodness knows how Hollywood revels in cliches. Pretty soon they'll have a standard studio sitcom where the only difference is that its a gay couple. It won't be unfunny because they're gay. It'll be unfunny because its a standard studio sitcom.

That's it. 5 things. I'm happy for everyone.