-The person is blonde is wearing a yellow shirt, yellow capris, yellow crocs and uses a greeting other than 'hello' or 'hey'
-They have done an outlandish action not knowing that Liz Lemon of 30 Rock has done the same thing (bought a Wedding Dress on sale before they were engaged; mistaken a black tween for Oprah)
-The person, when tasted, is sour or causes a pucker
-When you met this person at a used car lot, they seemed great at first. After you are off the lot though, that person is just awful.
-The person asks for a slice of lemon for any of the following drinks: Sierra Mist, 7 up, Sprite, Mellow Yellow, Lemonade, a cup of meringue, breast milk/urine/ice made of tears
-The person is an apple or any other fruit besides a lemon, and you are trying to piss them off
-You've heard them mention CNN news anchor Don Lemon once in passing and you refuse to drop it or learn anything more about that person other than the fact they once mentioned Don Lemon in conversation
-They dress like Lemmy from Motorhead, but are too fat to pull off the look
-A person catching a no-hitter develops a callous on his catching hand over the course of the game. The first person to notice the callous or call attention to it, is thusly 'the Lemon'
-Anyone you know who still plays Lemonade Tycoon
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