Rhobert Rhobinson (born 1488, martyred 1520) is one of the most averaged sized saints. In fact, if you add all the saints heights together then divide by that number- you'd get exactly Rhobinson's height. More impressive is the way Rhobert stole the discovery of rhubard from a small village in Greece after sleeping with the town leader's wife and then leaving a pillow under the covers to act as his body while he made his getaway. Indeed, Rhobert tried to force his R folled by silent h among many a word, but word like Rhoot and Rhinse already existed. Rhurbarb did stick though, and Rhobinson became a folk hero to those who listened to him tell them that he was indeed a folk hero. His death came whence he was crucified underwater by upstart Roman radicals trying to make a name for themselves. Rhobinson was trying to implement the still far out notion of the double 'rh' in words like barhrhel.
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