Many people have thanked their god for the American raid and subsequent killing of Osama bin Laden. Those many people have different religious beliefs and are, therefore, thanking multiple gods. So which god killed Osama? Let's take a look:
-Southern Baptist? Likely. America really wanted Osama to die regardless of any thinking or reasoning. No thinking or reasoning are traits of Southern Baptists.
-Catholic? Probably not. So far no guilt has been associated with Osama's death.
-Non-denominational Christian? Their god will never tell if he did. He'll accept the credit though.
-Jewish? If we start making money off of the death, then yeah.
-7th Day Adventist? If it was their god, no one would care and this whole death thing would be for not. So hopefully it was their god.
-Muslim? Wanted a new image perhaps?
-Transformers? The high cost of the raid and killing speaks to the Transformer god.
-Neptune, god of the sea? The sea is mysterious, no one knows its intentions. I wouldn't be surprised.
In conclusion, there probably was no god involved. It was a Sunday and gods usually catch up on their emails that day.
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