Nothing About: Laurent Fabious

After being ostracized for being an ostrich, Laurent Fabious wrote the play 'Ostrichized' which won many Multiple Awards (the awards given to winning awards) and played exclusively on Mediterranean Cruise ships (Dubrovnik to Korkula islands route). The play was about an ostrich with no neck finding his faith thru the power of savings.

After he killed his way through the PrimoGynetic Wars of the late 70s Yugoslavian Avant Science, Laurent invented the mime act of using hair gel. Mimes today use the act to show that: they are getting ready, their hair is a miss, and to mime spike their hair. He was inducted into the Mime Hall of Fame on September 11, 2000 in the East Wing of the Homemade Costume Division Building.

Countless flowers have been named after Laurent Fabious, including the Balding Fabious, the Teenaged Fabious, the untame my Fabious, and the orthax coup (named from Fabious' controversial birth breathing technique which is banned anywhere oxygen is present).

Laurent Fabious, a true pioneer*.

*I have simply heard the name Laurent Fabious and assumed all these things because I wanted to. To do your own research I can just simply link to his wikipedia page.