Dec 13, 2010

Parts of a Whale

The face.

The blow hole.

The belly.

Flukes.

The stranded sailor still alive waiting area.

The dead sailor bone yard.

Blow-hole tube.

Vocal chords.

The place where the dolphin mafia dump bodies.

Tail.

Flipper.

Right Eye.

Left Eye.

Everybody Dance Eye.

Penis.

Vagina.

The part of brain that can tell if the vagina is actually wet.

Heart.

Shrimp playing poker.

Blubber.

Diet Blubber.

Blubber Zero.

Tounge.

Baleen.

Mezzanine Floor.

Sierra Mist Splash Zone.

Trophy Case of Paley Center Honors for Usage in Literature.

Suck hole.

Suck hole tube.

Print and Copy Center.

Bad-ass, take-no-prisoners attitude.

All the above mentioned can be see in the picture below:

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The Whale: mysterious creature that has lived for over 800 million years eating dinosaurs, missing links, and space aliens all this time while figuring out how to always remain functionally wet. Here's to you, Shamu Robinson. Jesus Loves you more than you can grow.

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