Apr 11, 2011

Panda Bear - Tom Boy



Dear Reader Who Has Gotten Here Looking For A Free Download Of Tomboy by Panda Bear,

I wish I knew your name. I do respect you. As you can see I capitalized all the first letters in the title which I addressed you. I just want to come out and say it: there is no download here.

You likely got here through googling a combination of the following words: Panda Bear Tomboy Blogspot. Maybe you added in the words of your preferred download site such as mediafire, zshare, filesonic, fileserve, filestube, megaupload, hotfile, rapidshare, depositfiles, uploading, furk, goldfile, enterupload, badongo, oron, turbobit, letitbit, extrabit, gigasize or duckload. Hell, those chance are now increased since I added those names in this post. It's all searchable. Can I ask- did you prefer zip or rar files? You don't have to answer that, you can play bejeweled to get a free iPad. You might be naked. Pictures of Emma Watson are on the internet too. Oh goodness- now I mentioned PLAY BEJEWELED FREE IPAD NAKED PICTURES OF EMMA WATSON. Sorry, I really didn't mean to trick you. I am so filled with GLEE that I just wanted to OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE on my BEST 20 MINUTE GOURMET MEALS FOR UNDER 20 DOLLARS.

Sincerely CHARLIE SHEEN,

REBECCA BLACK FRIDAY REMIX LOL

Apr 8, 2011

How to Pretend You're in Stone Temple Pilots




1. Write STP in permanent marker on something/anything you own.

2. When someone notices and asks what it stands for, reply "What does what stand for? Oh yeah, that? Well, I was in Stone Temple Pilots"

3. Say you wrote any other Stone Temple Pilots song other than the one that goes "And I Feel It"

Apr 6, 2011

Origin Story


Man has 2 hoses for home use. He labels the green garden 30 foot hose 'A', while the hose he got as a house warming present from his father's girlfriend's brother 'B'.

A: "Listen, I know it's been tough between us, what with me being used way more than you. But you knew the time would come when one of us would be curled around in a loop on an outdoor rack. It's been great spending time with you on the floor of the shed, and I hope we can remain friends?"

B: "No way, Hose A."