Man has 2 hoses for home use. He labels the green garden 30 foot hose 'A', while the hose he got as a house warming present from his father's girlfriend's brother 'B'.
A: "Listen, I know it's been tough between us, what with me being used way more than you. But you knew the time would come when one of us would be curled around in a loop on an outdoor rack. It's been great spending time with you on the floor of the shed, and I hope we can remain friends?"
B: "No way, Hose A."
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