What I imagine Micky Dolenz's breath to smell like:
The paper wrapped around crayons after those crayons were used by a stadium full of 2nd graders in a mass coloring speed contest on an August midday with the water turned off due to the previous night's animal monster truck rally and demolition derby where a bunch of jungle animals drove cars into each other. The pipes were clogged because mostly the animals are subdued to extreme laziness and the animal trainers kept flushing the mixed shit of obese gorillas, sickly giraffes, and sleep deprived tasmanian devils. 1 of the pipes burst spewing scalding hot water onto the chinese/black custodian who constaly eats pickled ginger, burning his flesh and pickled ginger.
All of this with a faint, but noticeable (presumably from guilt) odor of bananas. Hey, hey He's a Monkee!
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