The Peekers - Life in the Air

The what I believe to be true story of the 2 virgins on their wedding night: the conservative bride who doesn't believe she is settling and the overweight, over zealous deaf groom experiencing the opposite sex for the first time PART 5- Tyson in a daze, sees Jill Anne's mouth move. Oh, the things he dreams up that she isn't really saying. Whatever she said, fell on deaf ears. I should've rephrased that. But eyes closed, heart racing, penis throbbing, Tyson thrusts forward. He feels a warmth come over him. He feels a vibration on his ears. Eyes still closed, he raises up, and falls back down in. The ear vibrations become faster. He now feels Jill Anne's passion. Her arms caressing rapidly all over his body. Tyson finds himself in a pleasure coma. He thrusts he thrusts he thrusts. His penis bigger, veinier than it has ever been. He feels the sweat drip off Jill Anne's face onto his chin. Tyson was at the peak enjoyment of his life. He wanted to sign to Jill Anne- he wanted to know they were sharing the best experience of their lives. The vibration still in his ears, Jill Anne's hands all over him... Tyson opens his eyes. Jill Anne is wailing, and now he see's that she is yelling STOP and she is slapping his body, not caressing him. He sees tears in her eyes, he sees her face red, he sees how hard it is for her to breath. He sees the damage done. A shotty vagina with small welts around it, a crying women in pain, and the love he first experienced 30 seconds ago shattered.

Leather fashions in the 00s: Your Morning Toast

Soft Hands: Concentrate

Blues Control - Local Flavor

The what I believe to be true story of the 2 virgins on their wedding night: the conservative bride who doesn't believe she is settling and the overweight, over zealous deaf groom experiencing the opposite sex for the first time PART 4- Tyson, now naked, hoped his nakedness would give Jill Anne the idea of what to do next. Jill Anne wanted to leave her shirt on, but after several minutes of awkward looking, gave in and was stripped down to her bra. Tyson made several attempts to draw attention to his erect penis, but his deafness just made him seem scarily horny. Jill Anne grew uncomfortable but, let the man start kissing her face. Jill Anne was scrunched and not kissing much back up until the point where Tyson managed to hit Jill Anne's mouth with a kiss. She liked it. She let her her death grip on the blanket slack some. She kissed back. Tyson took it as a challenge. Jill Anne tightened her grip. Tyson took it as more of a challenge, and pulled up the blanket, revealing a cross legged scrunched up, crooked pubed, untanned, never before seen- shy little vagina. In the following exuberance, men will become men and women will become desperate.

Shelving Unit: On Through the Night

Cable TV: is really trying

Foreign Capitols - Elegance in Negligence

The what I believe to be true story of the 2 virgins on their wedding night: the conservative bride who doesn't believe she is settling and the overweight, over zealous deaf groom experiencing the opposite sex for the first time PART 3- How does Tyson bring it up? How does he let Jill Anne know that for the first time in his life he is expecting, nay, ready- to have sex? Tyson nervously grabs Jill Anne's hand. Jill Anne shutters and fills goosebumps, she starts rubbing her knees together, she can feel a flop sweat coming on. Is this how she is supposed to feel? Is this uncomfortableness apart of the experience? Have his feet always had those callouses? Jill Anne realized she was stalling when she looked over and saw Tyson's erect penis. She gave that to him. She was the cause of this happiness. Jill Anne wasn't thinking of herself now. She coyly snuggles up to him. Tyson- now with an overt sense of confidence- points his right finger out, bends his left pointer to his left thumb and puts the right finger between the two, he moves his head to Jill Anne and says in what he considers a whisper, "Leh-TTs faokk."

I am really stretching this out: Bitter Half

Moby?: He can get stoned by Obie

Jackie-O-Motherfucker - Ballads of the Revolution

The what I believe to be true story of the 2 virgins on their wedding night: the conservative bride who doesn't believe she is settling and the overweight, over zealous deaf groom experiencing the opposite sex for the first time PART 2- Jill Anne came out of the bathroom of the Howard Johnson in a high school band trip t-shirt and a pair of adidas shorts. Plain with the logo on the one leg. Tyson was already waiting in bed, under the sheet, after he decided putting both the sheet and blanket over him would give her the wrong impression. Just the sheet. Just the sheet means business. Upon her emergence from the bathroom, which was adjacent to the tv, Tyson turned off Deadliest Catch to force home the idea in Jill Anne's head. Jill Anne was nervous, she knew that she would go over there, he would notice she had just brushed her teeth. Tyson didn't know if he was nervous. He just knew he was in the same bed with someone whose boobs he wanted to see. He thought of his sign language teacher assisstant, and how her sweaters would cling to her breasts and when she taught him how to conjugate verbs how they bounced. Tyson was ready, and regardless of how Jill Anne was feeling, he was going to put his penis in a girl tonight. Jill Anne looks at Tyson... a rush of dryness comes over her. She feels her vagina lips suck up. She sits on the edge of the bed. She turns to Tyson, and says, "What were we just watching?"

Smattering of Persistence: Dark Falcon

Safari Way: Leave Love LeeLaa- in my hands

Florence and The Machine - Lungs

The what I believe to be true story of the 2 virgins on their wedding night: the conservative bride who doesn't believe she is settling and the overweight, over zealous deaf groom experiencing the opposite sex for the first time PART 1-  Though nervous Jill Anne seemed to care of his feelings since being raised Christian- she thought the man's needs were far superior to hers and believed this was her pre determined destiny. She was also curious to know what a penis was, seeing that the closest she has ever come to a naked man was her imagination of Jesus on the cross. But deep down inside her, she was so scared, which made her pussy nerves even more sensitive. What she was afraid of was not the crippling guilt of sex for the first time nor the crippling pain of sex for the first time- but the fact that she had no idea what she was doing. Tyson on the other hand had masturbated twice a week since age 12 deluding himself to think he was a sex machine. He also once watched a porno with headphones on so he can her the vibrations of the screaming. Though he was raised conservative Christian- this only meant that he was super super horny.

The Technical Merits of the word 'sewing machine': My Boy Builds Coffins

I always forget: how ugly Martha Stewart is