Showing posts with label Penis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Penis. Show all posts

Jun 16, 2010

Review: Sticking one's penis in a Jalousie Window


Was it the glass? You can close your penis on anything, but why a jalousie window? Closing it too tightly could cause permanent damage. Depending what part of the penis you stuck in. The tip- that's just pure pain, a lot of sensitivity on ye old tip. The balls- that would be fine at first, but they are the mostly likely part of the penis to get stuck. That's a fool's game. The whole thing- well you are in it to win it. Start at the bottom slit, and work your way up. See if you can in any way make a 360 degree rotation. Get a ring around it.

Did you just want to see our penis smashed, or more accurately- smushed? That's dumb- you could've just put it in a shot glass (penis too big? McDonald's Commerative batman forever commerative glasses). Or put a camera inside your dad's mouth. That was to imply your dad sucks your dick.

Listen- we all want to stick our penis in things. It's called 'living to tell about it' and it really only impresses who also have stuck their dicks in things. So to everyone with a dick (mostly guys, certain 'girls'),- it's pronounced- jah-LOO-z.

Apr 24, 2009

Huggy Bear - Taking the Rough with the Smooch


Hey man, you ever encapsulated your penis? What? Everybody is doing it, its the thing to do from peer pressure. Dude, dude, dude here take this zip lock bag, put it like so- tuck it under the balls, and I'm just ganna suck the air out here... there. Penis feel choked? Nice huh? There are other levels you can take. Most men just straight up choke theirs, but your thumbs look week. Here look at mine--- its in a wood block, I chisel away at it to heighten the experience. I tried putting a termite on here, but it crawled up my pee hole, and got the taste of human bone. It created a master race of termites, and was a national epidemic. We just sold the movie rights. I also have a stack of CDs I glued together and I just force my penziis thru the hole here. If you really want to get extreme- you can have glass blown on your dickus, we have these mini beartraps, you can try vacuum hoses but there have been incidents of turning the cock shaft inside out. It looks pretty cool, its all veiny. Whats that? Is that a joke? I dont get it... blue balls? Mah hrm?


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