Dinosaur Jr - Farm

So let me get something straight- in this bible (bbl with no vowels) Noah only got 2 of every animal and god encouraged him to only get to get 2. Saaah?? This means Noah weeded out some animal... he had some criteria... he looked at some animals and said to himself, "I got a better one of you to live, you can die." His criteria might of been first come first serve, but I don't think he thinks god thats stupid as he omnipitates. So- he got these animals to fuck, cuz who needs oars when you got a boat full of animals fucking. Animals fucking, 2, 3, 4. So, to please a god, Noah spent several years traveling the world... checking animal genitalia, seeing the best ones, saying you can live and fuck the best giraffe pussy. Noah had pussy criteria. Noah saw retards, and it made his job easier. Noah possibly used smell. Noah got lazy at a point. Did Noah do this with birds- cuz he was so bound to miss some. So yeah, evolution- fuck off, there was every type of bear on a boat cuz God said this is what I'm feeling, this is my instinct. Fuckin Noah.

You Can Make Money Now!: Oceans In the Way

I just ate yesterday: where's my poop

Oneida - Rated O

They can make gloves specifically for ladies. But- who are they? They are they that are those who know they can make something gender specific and make money off of it. Embers for Men. Lighthouse rails for girls. Microwaves for Boys. High Concentrate Sodium Bathing Salts for the Elderly for Transexuals. Dr. Seuss books for women. Diet Pepsi for Men. And people fall for this because people love their gender. And furthering or expanding upon an existing stereotype is the best. So- do neutral items sell? Tractors aren't neutral, they just come in it. McDonald's is neutral anymore. The one thing that is positive to both genders and is a money maker: Pornographies. Equal screen time. Lets leave it at that. You're done already?

Cactus Species Visable in Road Runner Cartoons and this song: 10:30 at the Oasis

Gay Quarterback: Go Long

Mouthus - Divisionals

hero: "You won't get away with this, Dr. Scroobtoopineblotzki."

villain: "Well, I am confident in my abilities moving forward."

hero: "Seriously man- are you even that evil"

villain: "....................................................

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hero: "....................................................

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villain: "oh sorry. that silence was to indicate that YOU TELL ME"

hero: "for a second it sounded like you said u2- tell me... does U2 have a song called Tell Me?"

villain: "if they did, it'd be like this 'TELL ME about your independence  TELL ME about your pa-aa-aain TELL ME about your suffering thru the beautiful times TEEEEEELL MEEEE"

hero: "thats pretty good"

villain: "thanks, well a lot was taken from Ben Stiller's impression from the Ben Stiller Show"

hero: "oh I heard that was good"

villain: "oh man, yeah! Its just worth it for Bob Odenkirk but Andy Dick has some great moments in it too. by the way, your girlfriend just got killed and.. nnoow... you dead? great."

Often Companies will do this in restructuring their benefit plans: In the Erase

Wrist Tolerance: Low

Air France - No Way Down EP

Express yourself thru shelving! Shelf-ish: The New Way to put things on shelves! Customize your shelf to look like you're a better person who deserves a different looking shelves. Shelves with WiFi Telecommunications. Talk to your parents thru a shelf! This shelf has a drive thru! Get mini quesadilas! You can get a bobblehead shelf... you chose what a head of a shelf constitutes and make it bobble! Are a man? Shelves with cleavage- Shelvage. This shelf is  hubcap! This shelve is Isaiah Chapter 14. This is a pile of grass shelf. Nail grass to your wall to put things on it! Put things on it. We have shelves that are entire buildings. We have scabs that are shelves and shelves that are scabbed. Gummie shelfs for gummie rooms. We can shelf anything to! Put a shelf on your depression. Get shelves in your casket. Get casket shelves on your lottery tickets. Wish you had three arms- get a shelf on your body, shelves are like arms they hooold things. Get your Glujkornians bunstcated often Foriyterly! Its just the beginning of the reign of shelf! Tthhee Rreeiiggnn ooff Sshheellff! SHELF-ISH! Cuz its made up!

Hot Water from a Water Cooler Trapeze Coordination: Collapsing at your Doorstep

If you were anything: you'd be a spigot

So Many Dynamos - The Loud Wars

Bing Bong Bing. Hula Jap Ka-blewer Bean binary. Bistol Lake Lady Late Loan. Huge Tyranny Greely Funt. Styler Romaque Niekpoddner Lube Hunch. Cycra Sanc Lank Damner. Ee Beetee Yine Winder. Wonder? Faster! Clip Cling Umpty Day. Zeus Fractle Man Carnate. See Zebra Hunt.

That was a quick lesson in getting things out of your system. For a longer lesson please send 5 dollars to:

The Sky

c/o Gravity

UP, World, No Zip Code Provided

We were running out of cleaning supply so I took what was left in each bottle individually into a sop of a paper towel and stacked those paper towels to form a Lasagna, of sorts. It actually become an adult education college for germs. Its hard to get into, but the students go on to do great things. 

This diner better be underwater: New Bones

Fad that should take off soon: Popeye Arms